GWAR - a band that I have worshiped for many many moons is coming to Las Vegas on Monday April 9th. I, for reasons beyond my comprehension, have never attended a GWAR show and I am about to correct that horrible injustice.
I just purchased two tickets for myself and a buddy and I'll be looking around for extra money to buy some sort of memory from the show.
I am also about to begin my campaign to be fed to the World Maggot live on stage, I've got minor hopes but I really don't expect to get that lucky.
This vile and disgusting beast has been eating GWAR fans for years and years and years. I hope that I'm lucky enough to be next.
It would also tickle me pink if I were able to feed crack, or a crack-baby to Gor-Gor but you can't have everything in life that you desire.
For those of you who don't know GWAR - here is an article about the band that was recently published.
It's going to be an awesome blood and semen soaked time - I can't F'n wait!!