GWAR - a band that I have worshiped for many many moons is coming to Las Vegas on Monday April 9th. I, for reasons beyond my comprehension, have never attended a GWAR show and I am about to correct that horrible injustice.
I just purchased two tickets for myself and a buddy and I'll be looking around for extra money to buy some sort of memory from the show.
I am also about to begin my campaign to be fed to the World Maggot live on stage, I've got minor hopes but I really don't expect to get that lucky.
This vile and disgusting beast has been eating GWAR fans for years and years and years. I hope that I'm lucky enough to be next.
It would also tickle me pink if I were able to feed crack, or a crack-baby to Gor-Gor but you can't have everything in life that you desire.
For those of you who don't know GWAR - here is an article about the band that was recently published.
It's going to be an awesome blood and semen soaked time - I can't F'n wait!!
You're taking Eric to see GWAR?ReplyDelete
Of course. He is the only one I knew that loved GWAR and would enjoy the show.Delete
"It's going to be an awesome blood and semen soaked time"ReplyDelete
I thought at first you were referring to one of the LV strip poker rooms ...
How often do you get blood involved in your strip poker?Delete
If I said I saw them in 88 or 89, would you believe me?ReplyDelete
I had friends at VCU (all dropped out, go figure) and used to go down there to party on a regular basis. Around Halloween (I know it was then because I was wearing a diaper...), we went to see this "great" band near the Fan that the art majors were talking about.
Between the grain punch and the Black Label, I don't remember much, but the show was not as elaborate as they describe it now. Weird, but not over the top. I mostly remember distortion and not being able to understand the words lol.
I was never much into thrash, but I liked the girls :). And I like Captain Crunch.
You saw them right about the time they came out. Their shows have gotten more elaborate since then from what I understand.Delete
I would not have guessed You to go, but hot metal chicks are always enticing.
When you are there to party and the girls say, "Let's go to a concert!" you go. Doesn't much matter if you have ever heard of the band before.Delete
I DO remember thinking they had to be some sort of devil worshipers lol.
I am with you 100%Delete
I have been tricked into many things because the girl says "lets......" and only one of my heads is thinking
OMG I love GWARReplyDelete
Awesome. I have loved them from the moment I heard Scumdogs.Delete
A drunk, a pervert, a junkie and a womanizer.
But you can call me the salamanizer.
I will say I'm very jealous....and envious....and.....ReplyDelete
I'll be sure to report on how much awesome the show packed!!!Delete