tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8025049.post7576664842932269336..comments2024-01-22T02:25:19.520-08:00Comments on Confessions of a Local Fish: Of Fat Guys and Old Mengrrouchiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03619493798073601300noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8025049.post-24109577172864654712012-08-14T21:51:38.729-07:002012-08-14T21:51:38.729-07:00ArchaeoNerd: If what you are saying is true, wome...ArchaeoNerd: If what you are saying is true, women would have a great incentive to demand more sex from their guy, because of the obvious, um, long-term effects.<br /><br />Since no woman has ever demanded more sex from me, I have to assume they're already quite satisified with the size of my equipment.<br /><br />Right?Robhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05767080296489122846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8025049.post-54730847298412697002012-08-14T20:50:42.411-07:002012-08-14T20:50:42.411-07:00so yer saying that me finishing in under a minute ...so yer saying that me finishing in under a minute with every sexual encounter I have ever had is bad?<br /><br />Er....<br />what I meant to say was<br /><br />The "growing" with more sexual encounters is actually something that has been shown to actually happen but it's not directly related to just the amount of times you are getting some booty, it's more involved with the amount of emotional involvement and comfort that you develop with your loved one.... or some shit - I don't know - I've heard it explained before back in college grrouchiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03619493798073601300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8025049.post-42735896027952069622012-08-14T20:46:55.229-07:002012-08-14T20:46:55.229-07:00I have never seen an old man's junk - ever. T...I have never seen an old man's junk - ever. Thank God.<br /><br />But, I have to say that maybe heavy guys do look like they have a smaller penis due to their size. Just like fat guys look like they have really small heads (the one on the shoulders).<br /><br />Also, I'm not an expert since I don't have a penis, but I think if you have more sex, your penis will grow. Over time, the skin on the penis will stretch with each long held erection/sexual encounter, therefore making it possible to "grow" because there is more skin. I'm not revealing how I know this. ;o)ArchaeoNerdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06194739326118004023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8025049.post-9746734981458297322012-08-14T10:03:33.677-07:002012-08-14T10:03:33.677-07:00Oh Chuck. It is a terrible surprise because a) th...Oh Chuck. It is a terrible surprise because a) the water is cold and b) it usually happens on a warm day.<br /><br />The good news is that because they do grow as we get older, we can push them to one side and really fill out a pair of jeans. Through denim, it is impossible to distinguish bag from pipe so the effect can be impressive. <br /><br />And by the time the woman finds out that the package is more bag than pipe, she is probably already committed.<br /><br />SplitterSplitter's Bloghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05730691188111394478noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8025049.post-41556808471740965192012-08-07T01:28:03.572-07:002012-08-07T01:28:03.572-07:00"Rob touches the Boobs all the time"
1...."Rob touches the Boobs all the time"<br /><br />1. Not nearly as often as I'd like to. (But then, that would be mathematically impossible)<br /><br />2. Only when invited/encouraged to do so, never when unwelcome. I am nothing if not a gentleman. Just ask Josie.Robhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05767080296489122846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8025049.post-68353711382759504442012-08-06T12:48:51.850-07:002012-08-06T12:48:51.850-07:00Nothing quite as invigorating as an unexpected tes...Nothing quite as invigorating as an unexpected testicular splashdown in an unduly shallow toilet bowl. And I'm just barely 40. <br /><br />-ChuckAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8025049.post-53960804316344729852012-08-06T00:21:46.369-07:002012-08-06T00:21:46.369-07:00I am not in my 50's lightbulb!I am not in my 50's lightbulb!Josiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00226640652091292377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8025049.post-56611592835868159362012-08-05T21:36:39.649-07:002012-08-05T21:36:39.649-07:00See - the whole nut sack thing is too common to no...See - the whole nut sack thing is too common to not be true.<br /><br />And Josie may have sent me an email asking for before and after shots - she also might not have but I'll let you all believe which one is true.<br /><br />:)grrouchiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03619493798073601300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8025049.post-28486040828349938252012-08-05T21:35:33.201-07:002012-08-05T21:35:33.201-07:00This is 100% the reason why I am trying to lose we...This is 100% the reason why I am trying to lose weight.<br />Nothing to do with better health or living longer or feeling better, It's just to have a bigger trunk with hopefully a bit less bark.grrouchiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03619493798073601300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8025049.post-90083637614289394932012-08-05T21:34:19.578-07:002012-08-05T21:34:19.578-07:00I've got some fucked up thoughts that run thro...I've got some fucked up thoughts that run through my head at times.<br />I like to share.<br />In fact, at work, one of the most common things I hear is "Too Much Information"grrouchiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03619493798073601300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8025049.post-33347294101557224502012-08-05T21:33:35.832-07:002012-08-05T21:33:35.832-07:00Josie love, if you read it on the internet then it...Josie love, if you read it on the internet then it's true.<br />Also - as a reporter of the highest kind I feel it is my duty to never lie.grrouchiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03619493798073601300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8025049.post-233378946414126482012-08-05T20:06:35.302-07:002012-08-05T20:06:35.302-07:00I see that Josie Whore just had to comment -- Ms. ...I see that Josie Whore just had to comment -- Ms. Testical Fan. My thoughts: 1) Fat guys just look like they have smaller dicks because they are so big. Almost everything on a big person tends to get bigger/proportional EXCEPT ... uhhh ... the one thing you'd most want to get bigger. 2) The muscular guys are likely using 'roids which grow most parts of the body but shrink those little testicles and make the mighty schlong look smaller. 3) Everyone has a story about some old relative with the massive sack. All probably true, I am afraid.<br /><br />Hey Josie -- since you are in your 50's, tell us about old lady stuff. Ewwwww ...lightning36https://www.blogger.com/profile/05641629003610446976noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8025049.post-27088902331516082012-08-05T18:37:07.844-07:002012-08-05T18:37:07.844-07:00Lose.weight and the tree grows. You see, the root...Lose.weight and the tree grows. You see, the root of the tree.is attached.underground, so to speak. That anchor point does not change but the fat can expand.<br /><br />Lose weight, get more trunk.<br /><br />I don't know why the berries grow as we get older but....they do. Trust an older dude. My only theory is that gravity is a bitch. <br /><br />Yes, they do get in the way at times.<br /><br />So all that means that you don't want to be an old fat guy. Like a Scottish band: All bag and no pipe is bad.<br /><br />SplitterSplitter's Bloghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05730691188111394478noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8025049.post-49530744332509729002012-08-05T18:20:12.483-07:002012-08-05T18:20:12.483-07:00Ummmm, wtf?Ummmm, wtf?Chris Abramskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10726459101129015391noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8025049.post-60797551174603295552012-08-05T16:48:51.585-07:002012-08-05T16:48:51.585-07:00I never knew all this! Seriously! Is this shiat ...I never knew all this! Seriously! Is this shiat true? If so, the Lightning has a big sack? HmmmmJosiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00226640652091292377noreply@blogger.com