R.I.P. Twinkies
Listen guys - I just need to get this shit off my chest.
I woke up this morning to find out that my beautiful healthy snack food of choice has died.
Somebody murdered the Twinkie (and a whole lot of other shit that Hostess produced, but lets stay focused here).
This is no doubt another Victim of Obamacare and the fact that this Hitler like president got re-elected. This shit would not have happened if we would have elected Romney.
Sure, women would lose the right to actually be anything but a cum receptacle but we'd still have the fucking Twinkies and that means something to this poor fat man in Vegas.
Screw you Obama - Next time I'm Voting Your Ass Out!!!
In other news, I hear someone is going to be asking for a divorce.
