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Friday, November 16, 2012

Obama Killed the Twinkie

R.I.P. Twinkies


Listen guys - I just need to get this shit off my chest.
I woke up this morning to find out that my beautiful healthy snack food of choice has died.
Somebody murdered the Twinkie (and a whole lot of other shit that Hostess produced, but lets stay focused here).



This is no doubt another Victim of Obamacare and the fact that this Hitler like president got re-elected.  This shit would not have happened if we would have elected Romney.
Sure, women would lose the right to actually be anything but a cum receptacle  but we'd still have the fucking Twinkies and that means something to this poor fat man in Vegas.

Screw you Obama - Next time I'm Voting Your Ass Out!!!

In other news, I hear someone is going to be asking for a divorce.



14 comments:

  1. 1. You couldn't vote him out -- term limits you know.

    2. Twinkies will still be sold. Possibly by another company after this goes to full receivership.

    3. Worst case scenario won't occur. The storage site for nuclear waste has instead been filled with Hostess Twinkies which have a shelf life approaching a millennium.

    4. The bad news is that evil, Wall Street Fat Cats own the nuclear waste site and Twinkies and will charge $22.50 per dual goodness.

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    1. 1 - Interesting concept
      2 - I know - but they won't have that same "been around since 1930" taste
      3 - I know there are bunkers of this shit that haven't sold since the 30's - that is what makes them taste sooooo gooooddd
      4 - Fucking Wall Street - Can't wait for the Waffle Report on this bitch!

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  2. BTW, love the animated sperm at the top. Motility demo is superb.

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    1. Thanks Ken - Hopefully you fed my sperm and kept them happy!!

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  3. I thought you were fucking kidding. Holy crap! NOOOO leave the twinkies out of this!!!

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    1. I was only half kidding Waffles - Fucking Fat Kat Union assholes ruined Hostess

      Here is a good article that I did not have the common sense to link to in the article (but it would have ruined my intentions to fake bitch about Obama)
      http://www.thenewamerican.com/reviews/opinion/item/13669-no-more-twinkies-unions-and-the-death-of-hostess

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  4. I just KNEW there was SOMETHING that would get your ass politically motivated. I admit, I thought it would have something to do with tits, but awesome junk food would have been my next guess.

    My assumption is that whatever political party can guarantee you Twinkies for life will have your vote forever.

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    1. HA!
      Not necessarily true.
      My Twinkies consumption over the years is very low for a guy of my stature.
      However, after my appointment today I am hitting up the closest 7-11 and buying 3 packs.
      1 to eat
      1 to squish out on the sidewalk with my boots
      1 to put on a shelf to stay there forever along with my can of Surge soda from 1997 that has the beer nipple on it.

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  5. YOU DIDN'T VOTE FOR ROMNEY SO IT IS YOUR FAULT, MUTHAFUCKA! I VOTED FOR HIM SO WHY DO I HAVE TO SUFFER? DAMN YOU ALL!!!!!

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    1. My vote would have been worthless anyway since Nevada went Obama.

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  6. truth be told, unions have ruined this country almost as bad as obama, they too have killed a lot of entry level jobs. maybe if obama and unions wasnt ruining our country, i wouldnt be able to use that as a good reason to not look for work.

    truthfully, had i still a decent bankroll, i could survive at poker forever without ever needing to work, i just get a little nervous when im this low and start panicking about how ill come up with money, since ive not been this broke since i was many years younger. if i had a safe free place to live for a month, i might be able to come back just playing $5 sngs online. but first i should deposit $100 if im going to play $5 instead of $2

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    1. So you are saying that your excuse for not looking for work is Obama and unions?
      you just admitted you are just making excuses.

      Also, if you had a bigger roll you could survive off poker forever?
      you were over fifteen Fucking thousand last year and now you basically have one grand. Smells Like bullshit to me Tony.

      When are you going to stop making excuses for everything and take charge of your life instead?

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  7. Had people known this was coming, it probably changes the outcome of the election...

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    1. Good point coach.
      We Bailed out general motors, Why not hostess?
      mugga fugga

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