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Sunday, September 22, 2013

Windfall

Dear grrouchie,

A recent analysis of loan file documentation revealed there was an error in the amount you were charged in connection with the use of an automated underwriting scoring service when your loan originated on April 15, 2011.  In order to correct this error we are reducing your principal balance by $1.63, the amount that was charged in error, along with interest accrued since the time of your loan closing.

Please accept our apology for this error...

Sincerely,
Mortgage Service Center



12 comments:

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    1. I was thinking more Carl's Junior Spicy Chicken Sandwich

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  2. 1 minute closer to paying off your mortgage.

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  3. Please don't go back to the VBJ machines...

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  4. Please don't go back to the VBJ machines...

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  5. Don't listen to Coach. Live it up!

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    1. Word up.
      Wish I had some free play to pick up and a friend to drive me there

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  6. This happened to me: I withdrew the full cash balance from a money market account. Two months later, they sent me a check for $.02, the amount they have underpaid me. Hey, I'm worth two cents.

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    1. Yep - sometimes shit is just too good to make up

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