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Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Titty Tuesday

I was going to type out that I'm not really 100% sure why I chose that title for my blog today but I decided to not lie to you all and tell you the truth instead.

It's all because of Rob over at Robvegaspoker.
He was kind enough to tell the world that I'm actually kind of the opposite of a grouch in real life.  However, his facts might just be skewed because I was having an off day or something.  For those of you who know me and have dealt with me in the real world for longer than two evenings - you can attest to the fact that I'm kind of an asshole - though mostly in a good humored way.
So Rob, these are for you.
Woof Woof kitty kitty

So, not only do I have to find out that it's possible for someone to actually like me, I then start going through the comments and find out that Fboy has paid me a compliment as well.  At least, in my aging mind, I assume "grouchie is straight up boss" to be a compliment.  Unless he was just trying to say that I'm in charge of a group of people and I just misunderstood what he was saying.

I admit, I love meeting new people - specifically people whom I have interacted favorably with me over the net. I was disappointed that things didn't work out last time Lightning36 was in town, but I have no doubt next time the planets will align and we will be sitting at a poker table inside Bally's and being dealt cards by Balt999.

So please peeps - when visiting let the grouch know and maybe we can enjoy a few laughs while stacking a few tourists together - or maybe you'll just stack me and I'll bitch about you on my blog and you'll talk about how the tourists were bad but f'n grrouchie is truly a fish like his blog says he is.  Either way, good times for one of us no?

In other news - I slept in a bad position and have had a horrendous headache all day.
For video game dorks, my friend let me borrow his netflix rental: Captain N: The Game Master: Adventures in Videoland - HELLS YEAH!!!!

Oh hells yeah I'm excited to watch!


And my parting final thought is, this picture is truly awesome. I wish I could make my own caricature just as this one was done.


20 comments:

  1. You can make your own...google andrea mosaic

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    1. This is fabulous - you are my current hero

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  2. Thanks for the tits, grrouch, but this idea that I am somehow obsessed with knockers is absurd.

    Oh, and by the way, Monday nite, when you did not join me at BSC, there was this gal at my table with incredible ta-ta's that may actually have been real. She was wearing a low-cut, cleavage revealing top that was also super tight to further emphasize the boobage. Also, the top was somewhat see-through so it was really eye catching. Yes, she was wearing a bra, or perhaps it was built in, but because of the transparency a lot more cleavage was revealed than otherwise would have been.

    And let me repeat, I am not obsessed with tits.

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    1. lol - the fun times never stop. As much as I love looking at the female form and that has gotten me in trouble over the years - I find it unbelievably amusing when women wear such stuff to the poker table because 1)it might be great scenery to look at between hands, 2) does it really cause people to play differently against them so that they can win easier?
      Maybe me being raised as an asexual trollop on the muddy banks of the Lake Erie River and only being able to commute through braille written on distinct anatomy areas caused me to not be distracted by .... did you say lots of extra cleavage.... MAN oh Man am I sad I stayed home :/

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    2. I think female poker players think that guys play differently against them regardless of how they dress just because they're female and guys don't want to be beaten by a "girl". But gals flaunt their hooters in our direction for the "Jennifer Tilly effect" thinking we'll be so mesmerized by the view that we'll forget what cards we have or what the board is and totally misplay our hands.

      The gal in question was a good player but I actually took some money from her even tho I was always facing a big pair when up against her.

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    3. "Titty Tuesday" leads me to point out that comedian Doug Benson (who plays poker, but is mostly known for his stoner humor) has coined "Side-boob Sunday" and retweets submitted pics every week. He rarely talks poker, and is too prolific for some people, but can be quite funny. @DougBenson on Twitter.

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    4. Doug Benson is F'n hilarious.
      Also - Opie and Anthony (Radio show host's) also have WOW and bumper stickers to go with it.
      WOW - Whip em Out Wednesday!

      I'm learning that my "hits" will increase if I put provocative pics from Google Images in posts here and there because people are searching for those pics and when they click on them it links to my site.
      However, I don't think any of them are staying to read anything which is disheartening. I have to figure out a way to convert some of them into becoming readers and not just people looking for whack off material.

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  4. You think meeting Rob was fun? Just wait till I come to town!

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    1. Counting down the weeks Josie.
      I'm sure you are a hoot! :-P

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    2. Oh wow, so I come here and see that Josie is calling me out, claiming right here on the blog that she is more fun than I am! A challenge! OK, I accept, but I'll have you know, just a couple of months ago a person of the opposite sex asked me to take my shirt right at the poker table. Has a man ever asked YOU to take YOUR shirt off right at the poker table! Ha!

      Seriously, when are in Vegas, VJ? I want to make sure I'm in town for that. We should try to organize some kind of game for all us bloggers in a friendly poker room somewhere here. That would be a blast.

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    3. I'be been asked to take off my shirt in stranger places. I mostly oblige.

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    4. Oh wow, Carmel, thanks for the info.

      Where you gonna be tonite? :)

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    5. No, I've never been asked that at the poker table....however....I HAVE been asked....actually a guy once, out of the blue pointed to all his chips in front of him (cash game) and said he'd give them all to me if I'd show him a nipple. I AM NOT FUCKING KIDDING. Granted it was only about $100 so I obv declined but still.

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    6. I only have one prerequisite, you must be at least years older than me. That way I'm doing community service for seniors to!

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    8. Carmel, I'm not yet ready for Social Security but I can see it from here.

      VJ,so obv you declined BECAUSE IT WAS ONLY $100???? So there IS some amount of money that will get you to show a nipple?
      What does that make you? Good to know...I'll start saving my $$ for this summer. ;)

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    9. Having grown up poor I have often pondered what acts I would do for what amount of money.
      I have decided that I am cheap and easy. There's hardly anything I wouldn't do for money. I do have one thing just one thing I wouldn't do. What it is I'm not sure but it certainly includes poop.

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  5. I'm reconsidering my opinion of cats.

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  6. You only got in trouble because you got caught!
    At your age you should know better about a lot.

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