So, to my 3 Ho's - Happy Birthday.
|Ho Number One
|Ho Number Two
Everything works the way it does for a reason so keep your head up and keep on trucking. Whether you love them or hate them the holidays kinda suck so far away from your family so I'm sending you some Xmas and Birthday cheer to you on this particular day. I hope Santa left you something big and (dare I say) vibrating under the tree this year. You are the one (of 3) that will read this and as such I wanted to make sure I got in a bad sexual Joke. Just like old times.
|This made me LOL and has nothing to do with today.
|Ho Number 3
I hope life is treating you well wherever you may be and that our paths cross again sometime in the future. Of all the friendships that I have had over the course of my life this is the one that just sorta faded away with time and distance.
So merry fucking Xmas to you.
And put some clothes on for Christ sakes, nobody wants to see that.
|This was NOT under my tree :(
Ho Ho Ho to you even though I never got that hot Asian chick under the tree to unwrap for Xmas - You know, the same one I requested pretty much every year for a decade straight.
Whatever, guess I didn't need an Asian anyway.
To anyone else out there celebrating an unfortunate birthday and who gets ripped off present wise because of this horrible timing.
Now, as I have just found out, I have reached phase 3 of my life. I'm really looking forward to Phase 4 even though I have a feeling I'm not going to be allowed to ever completely go through with it.
Ho Ho Ho