So - the serious post went up earlier today.
Now for the fun and games.
Resolution #1 - Attempt to look more homeless. The fake homeless make good money in this town and it's about time I got a piece of that action.
Resolution #2 - Ties into #1 - Develop a drug habit. This will help me to accomplish many things. It will help me to accomplish #3 and #1.
Resolution #3 - Lose Weight via my new found drug habit. I don't know if I'm going coke, crack, smack or horse - it's a tough decision but I'm all about making the tough decisions in life.
Resolution #4 - Alienate friends - I think this one will be pretty easy with my new homeless look and drug problem.
Resolution #5 - Develop nickname of Crack-head Larry - No one is going to know my name and this is the nick name that I am hoping to receive from the people at the shelter. I also guess that this answers question #3 for me now doesn't it.
Resolution #6 - Commit a major crime (and maybe some minor ones too) - I have been drug free and crime free nearly my entire life, it's about time to change that don't you think. This will probably coincide with #3 and the new found drug habit, but it doesn't have to. Maybe GTA, or Car Jacking or armed robbery. There are so many choices to make for this one that I'm giddy with excitement.
As you all can see, 2012 is going to be a banner year for the Serge household - I'll try to blog about it as long as I don't sell off my computer for crack and lose my electricity for non-payment. Hope you all stay with me for this ride of a lifetime!!