Tuesday is a very manly day. You've survived the weekend and kicked Monday's ass and now you need to be rewarded. Thus, during my ramble you'll get some good old grrouch love to go with my words of wisdom and kindness.
So, sticking with the new Evil Empire - while talking with an old (time wise, not age wise) friend last night I mentioned that I think it's weird that I have yet to start going through my mid-life crisis. I don't expect it will be easy to double my current age and thus I fit the definition of someone who should be going through one.
Her retort is that maybe the new Job and new Store and new Outlook on life IS my mid-life crisis.
"Accepting a large raise and more responsibility is not a midlife crisis.... Buying a fancy penis mobile sports car and banging a ton of young broads is a midlife crisis.... Hookers and Coke and gambling binges and drinking binges that last days or weeks trying to keep up with the 20 somethings... that's a midlife crisis dammit...I'm so lame I even mess that shit up"
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I've got two pics left for the post - Everyone is forewarned. One is for the ladies and one is for the freaks who frequent my end of the world. However that means that I need to come up with two more small paragraphs of information to type out.
It's almost time again to sign up for the Stock Purchase program at work and I'm debating between contributing enough for one stock every pay period or one per month. I really need to sit down and look at all of the percentages and see what the end game result looks like once I start diversifying my eggs into their respective baskets. Currently, while hammering off my debt, my baskets have been eggless which I realize is not recommended by most but I felt like it was the wiser decision at the time. So, now that the debt has pretty much gone into a black hole of non-existence it's time to start increasing my contributions and making up for lost time. It's just a matter of how and to what extent.
Hope y'all have a great Tuesday. I'm going to go and try to be productive before heading into work tonight. I've got a lot planned for Weds and Thurs so I might not see ya again until Friday.