I am writing to tell you that I really appreciate your contribution to the get grrouchie rich quick scheme that I am trying to develop. While you may have paid $200 for your blog post you have done something even greater. You contributed to my "Play video games really loud at night and not disturb the peace" fund.
Yes, that is right. With some of your contributions to the grrouchie fund you bought the following.
|This is for my Playstation 3 gaming and entertainment system|
|This is for my Xbox 360 gaming system|
|MmMmmm - Special Edition|
Of course, me being a big cheap ass that I am I did not pay full price for any of the above (especially the titties - never pay full price for titties is a lesson I have learned multiple times). I got them all on sale and some with even further discounts than normal sale price. So, Overall I am quite happy with you funding my addictions.
The good news is that it does not end there. No way Jose.
With your contribution to the "buy shit that I was going to pass on because I didn't have a suga daddy donating lots of benji's to me at the poker table" also has me pre-ordering this for when it is released this coming August.
I have also found a whole bunch of other stuff that I'm interested in getting so I do have one question for you, When are you coming back to town so we can play some more?
(All the above was harmless teasing of dear old Rob. No Robs were hurt in the making of this blog post but in all honesty it was HIS money that went to buying all that shit - and I still have some left over.)