So, I've decided to come up with another list of 25 items that might be more random and out there.
Everything on this list is factual, verifiable and probably has at least one witness.
- I sleep with a Fan on year round. I once had a fan that broke and had to go to Walmart at 3 in the morning to get another
- My belly button has a very foul and mysterious odor
- I Have always had a Serial Killer fascination (I have a calender, trading cards and at one point owned multiple books on most of the big names and some lesser know ones).
- Showed up at my Senior Prom wearing a dress (and promptly got kicked out). (my mother stuffed my bra)
- My best friend at the time was my date (we received death threats from the football team).
- I wore a mistletoe belt to a school dance once (I was unsuccessful)
- I'm almost always stuck in the "friend-zone"
- I develop my crushes on people I know I have no shot at so that I don't have to deal with an emotional let down
- For about 3 weeks I did not know the name of the first girl I dated. Every time I called her house I prayed her dad didn't answer the phone because "Is your daughter home" is no way to begin an introduction.
- I have only slept with one person whom I was not in a relationship with.
- I have never been in a fight
- I lost my virginity at 15
- The next time I had sex with someone other than the girl in #12, I was 22
- I absolutely detest talking on the phone - it bugs me in ways that I can't begin to describe.
- As a child I once Belched Arnold Schwarzenegger. I have recently belched Barack Obama.
- I was once involved in a 3 guys on one girl scene that I swore I'd never talk about
- I hate my job but I'm comfortable and needed. Changing careers scares me.
- I got suspended for wearing a tampon in my ear and claiming to be a dyke for Halloween in High-School
- I brought ex-lax brownies to my H.S. Psychology class and passed them out.
- Until a teacher got sick of it, for one week during my senior year in H.S. I drank water out of a baby bottle.
- I showed up to my college finals wearing Beavis and Butt-Head PJ's and slippers
- I like dogs more than I like people
- I have always believed I'll die old and alone, except for my two dogs
- I am not racist or sexist, but I f'n love the jokes.
- To me, my own farts smell like french fries (most of the time)
This was easier than coming up with any new material or telling you all about my craps class (which really I kind of avoided the craps portion of class all together today).