I'm assuming that this means when Josie comes into town she'll get to be part of my first 3-some (her me and Carmel obviously).
I find it curious that there are those out there clamoring for more info, or for that matter any info, about our failed relationship and I'm not really 100% sure why you all want it.
I guess it's the whole train wreck scenario - you just can't look away from it.
However, if you are coming here for info you'll most likely be disappointed.
I had a long reply written up (which has not yet been deleted) but I don't have it in me to hit the publish button. I guess it's just not my style.
I'm great at it - I've been practicing it practically my whole life.
I'm a fat boring white guy with a small penis (well, slightly below average). My hair is thinning, my middle is thickening and to most of the outside world I'm pretty much just a rude asshole.
I make bad jokes - really bad jokes at times - and I think they are all funny.
I'm not remotely racist or sexist but the jokes make me smile and usually at inappropriate times I have to share them.
However, what I try to not do is tell stories where my embarrassment is not the focal point. And to be completely honest - if I were to tell stories about my failed relationship with Carmel I have a feeling that they would come off the wrong way. No matter what my feelings are, the only person I want to make look bad is me.
So, inspired by Carmel's post, I'm thinking about making a list of some really inappropriate things I have said in the past.
I'm also thinking about sharing some really odd stories about things that have happened to me during our failed relationship.
I'm an asshole, I'm cool with that. But I feel it would be a dick move to talk about something that hasn't even gotten a chance to become a thing of the past yet.