I believe it was my first hear of college and I'm kinda sorta dating this chick for a month or two. We see each other once in a while, go to dinner, hang out, whatever. Nothing serious ya'know.
So we plan a decent dinner to meet up and talk and this leads to my favorite line in history.
After dinner we are making small talk when she looks up from her coffee and says "My therapist says it would be unhealthy if I were to continue seeing you."
I will never forget this line and to this day it still makes me smile.