Life Musings from a guy living in Las Vegas and NOT Gambling
I am dying to see Josie's reaction to this one.Where do I belong? Well, no where, actually.HOWEVER, based on recent experience, I would assume that all three participants would be BEGGING me to take a picture of this.grrouchie--I think when she sees this Josie will get on the first plane to Vegas just to smack you--if not worse.
a smack is just the beginning of foreplayI'm pretty sure she'll print this out and keep it in her wallet to compare to the real pic that you'll be taking later this year Rob!
Yeah, that's what you think, huh?
I've got the text messages to prove it :)
Rob is in the closet peeping.
Hmmm ... got the feeling she might not see quite the humor in it lol
As long as Waffles sees the humor in it I'm happy with life.I'm sometimes hit or miss but I just got to go with it anyways
I think there is reason to believe that Josie performed "footsie" on Rob in Vegas. Josie was twice in Rob's car. Would anyone turn down "road footsie" ?
I know there is not a chance that Rob would have turned down road footsie
No, no, no, Woody....first of all, Josie was only in my car ONCE, not twice. Second, we didn't play any kind of footsie, not ever.And most importantly, I can assure you that nothing, I repeat, NOTHING anywhere close to what is depicted in that graphic happened during my last trip to Vegas.
Rob, just as a correction because this IS Sin City....Nothing from that graphic happened (to you) during your last trip to Vegas.....I don't want people to think that the town is tame
Hmmm.....it sounds like you probably know what the "working girls" charge for this. No wonder you have no money to play poker.
I'm a lonely desperate guy Rob - I've got lots of pricing :)
I just realized, you and Stump are supposedly getting together tomorrow nite for a fight and poker. I suspect that after a few drinks, you'll be sharing a rental girl in just this fashion.
Stump, if you read this can we PLEEEEAAASSSSSEEEEEE do this?If we both win big tonight we can totally afford it.Tony can point out the girls on freemont that will kiss on the lips to :)
Oooo Stump!!! He was cute! Now if he was in the cartoon....
Next time we win big (like there was a first time, heh) we're heading to Sheri's Ranch. Or not. We'll just order one up here.
Omfg! Douche bag!I think you really want your Dick up waffles ass, not mine, so don't use me as a way to keep this hetero. Not that there's anything wrong with that....in fact id watch.Boy u sure know how to trump footsie! WHORE!
Sorry Josie, I can't come along with that version of your fantasy because I happen to be allergic to Dick.I mean, I have a hard time even handling a big turd.Also, I'm not into anal so this is another issue.So, Josie, no giving up your role in this awesomeness!!!
Omfg! Liar! You're allergic to dicks like I'm allergic to....Dick! Lol
My hand breaks out in a rash when I jerk off, that's how allergic I am.
I'll give you a rash! But not on your hand.
You're my kind of girl.
Yeah totally dude.. how did Gay guys get the rep of being wimps? I would cry if someone stuck a dick up my ass.Josie so would love a 3-some.
And another thing! You're a WHORE
Every time you call me a WHORE I get a big smile on my face :)Keep up the good work
Josie, you failed to point out the worse thing about this post....grrouchie didn't even link to you! (or me either, for that matter).Definitely....WHORE!!!!
You know Rob, this is an injustice that I will fix tomorrow after the heavy petting zoo but before drinking, fighting, poker and sharing a WHORE with stump
Fuck! I want to hang out with u and stump! Well with stump anyway!
I'm the eternal 3rd wheel. So you get me anyway.
Woohoo! I have a fan! You can come hang anytime you want baby!
Rob you're right. Plus you're a gentleman (a tot guy but a gentleman) unlike some people!
Geez, Josie, watch those typos, please...I'm NOT a "tot" guy. Unless you mean "tater tots"! Yikes.Tit guy, please. I'll cop to that. I'll also cop a feel to that. But tot guy? No, no, no.
Here Grouchie.. I will show you how to REALLY get Josie mad."This is what Josie wants" - What, to be a skinny chick? BLAHAHA! Just kidding baby. (see Grouchie).
F-U-C-K. Y-O-U. W-A-F-F-L-E-S