I'm going to start with a graph that struck me odd.
I was looking over recent blog statistics, saw this and had to wonder WTF would have caused such a random spike.
The only other amusing thing that I saw while looking through my dashboard was that I had two searches that reached my website which intrigued me. Well, one search but done two times.
Glass Splashed Ass. I think that is awesome and am thus tagging it in this post!
While getting finger printed at the casino the other day to activate my bio-metrics I was told that it would probably be advisable if I were to never commit a crime. After pausing for a second and then using the phrase "oh, do tell" I was informed that I have really great finger prints. When I asked her what she meant she told me that they were very clear and easily identifiable. I let her know my other job gives me access to good acid and thanked her for the information.
Yesterday I received the first good news from my whole car situation. My insurance company got back in touch with me and told me that they would be reimbursing me for $xx.xx amount of what I had to put on my credit card (after deductible of course). That lets me breathe a sigh of relief. They will be sending the company a letter asking to get their money back and I've got a few other things I am working on in order to try to get them to cough up the difference that is owed. So, I'm hoping to continue the positive news rolling on that front.
I now find myself awake and with the rest of the weekend off. I have one mothers day present bought and one to go. The 2nd one is much harder than the 1st was because the 1st was handed to me on a sliver platter by a friend saying "I've been wanting to buy xxx however I have been unable to find it anywhere I go." Thanks imaginary friend #1. So, now it's down to the other one and I sit here mostly clueless as to what I should get.
Which brings me to next month which is, of course.... a 3 pay month. Sweet baby-jesus (pronounced Hey Suess) dipped in chocolate I love 3 pay months! Also I guess Fathers day AND Birthday.
So, funny shit is he reads this blog and will now know that for the past 3 months I have had his present hidden away in my closet just waiting for the day/month to roll around. Boo-Ya!
And now I'm going to find grub. My belly rumbles and must be fed immediately.